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“You see America, you hire the pot smokers! Blasphemy! At least elect someone that does a real drug, like PCP. Then president can go fight brigades of armies all by himself!”
- Granny Nadezhda
“I hung with the Choom Gang back in the day. Barry O. was quite the heartthrob. I hear he's some big name club president now, or like a manager of something. ”
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