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You Have Died of Dysentery T-Shirt
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Bummer. At least you've got plenty of buffalo.

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Bacon wrote
My would oxen always drown while forging the river, that, or I died from a rattle snake bit.



oregon trail lives on wrote
i always died of dysentery!



a f wrote
If I remember correctly, it was a tombstone that illustrated the death of dysentery when I played this game (in elementary school - which is a little messed up when you consider everyone died before we made it to oregon) but my previously considered lame-ass co-workers actually recognized the phrase. It has become a workplace favorite, and oddly appropriate as I may have succumbed to the aforementioned malady before I am through with the next project hey have assigned me anyway.



Abby wrote
If you didn't want to die, you had to choose being a doctor. You got a lower score multiplier, but more money to start out with so you could buy all the bullets you wanted.



kc in ca wrote
Oregon Trail is a classic. Nice shirt! Leaving a slew of humorous gravestones became our focus in the game, oddly enough. lol



neverfightfair wrote
Lmao! I didn't remember this game until I started reading comments! Now I remember I just walked around town and kept dying... Imma get this one for skool!~



Stefwithaf wrote
No I was good to my wagon train. I never died. Ha Ha. I did get shot in Oregon Trail 2 though.



alexis Medder (alexis.medder@hotmail.com) wrote
Oregon Trail? Trying reading the comments Devin 8-|



Devin wrote
I forget... what was the name of this game?



Brittany Murphy (b.krzanich@gmail.com) wrote
Just got this shirt today, among others... way fast shipping.. good quality shirt.. LOVE IT! I LOVE THIS SITE!!!



Zorgtron wrote
I loved this game! It took a few years worth of tries to win. Then I tried to play Amazon trail... I stunk at that. We never got to play this in school. =(



Lauren S wrote
What would you like on your tombstone? "Pepperoni!"



Classic Gamer wrote
Awesome shirt! I just purchased this shirt today! I remember playing this as a kid man...always came to a dead end on the trail and losing a lot of days!

RIP to the people who "got sick and died"

D:



ForTheLULz wrote
i remember playing this, ahhh good times shooting random stuff



Crystaleeeeee wrote
Ahhh, the Oregon Trail. What an action packed educational mind blower. I think Tuesdays were our computer day. The lessons we learned on the trail will be with us for life



Robin wrote
What an awesome game ... I used to force my parents to sign up for the school quiz so I could play a whole night on this game!!!



rawr.imscary wrote
dude the third grade was the highlight of my life. of course, the dysyentary was a wee bit depressing but...



Lyndsay wrote
This is awesome. My husband was playing the flash version of this the other night. He's gonna love this shirt, haha!



Brenna wrote
Love it! Though it didn't beat the game about the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory fire. Anyone remember that one?



Tina wrote
I remember all of us kids being super excited that we had A computer in class. Playing this was the highlight of the Cleveland Public School day in mid-80's!



Infinitedigits wrote
Just bought it... I can't wait.
@ The hurr of your durr, I gawfawwwed-- hard!
/Got this one, and the Contra code... Memories.



The hurr of your durr wrote
0 oxen
0 food
0 bullets
0 clothes
1 hat
12 grandfather clocks



lusciousbbw wrote
This is brilliant. I wannit!



Kelly wrote
I always rocked at this game, always played the banked for the sweet cash...
Assuming Rocked is defined as swindling the Indians of their money and making it to California (?) with the most cash/equipment, and least number of whiny kids surviving to pester me or my hot new wife..



Brendan Lee (brendan09@gmail.com) wrote
@Mark
Just submitted "all your base" to the Submissions section! :)



Bobby Digital wrote
i just bought the 2nd one last year. been playinit for 20 years and it never gets old.



Brad wrote
once when I played this, my wagon had 10 pairs of clothes. I failed a river ford, and I lost six pairs. Then, a few nights later, a thief stole the remaining 4 off our backs. so we had a nude wagon for a couple weeks.



Rose Wallace Goldaline wrote
I always stunk it up when it came to the portage stuff. And to think, I learned what a portage was SPECIFICALLY for that game...



Yeyeah wrote
I always died of a snake bite or starving...



Amy wrote
AHHH i fkn love this!!!



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