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Jesus Lizard T-Shirt
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Walking on water is so passé. Jesus knows riding a raptor is where it's at.


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~ Available in multiple colors
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Louise wrote
just received it. I love it! (the purple color is a lighter than on the picture)



Jezebel wrote
I wanna go to THAT version of heaven!



Dr Alan Grant wrote
I dunno if this this sad, because people actually believe this, or funny, because it mocks such people and will piss them off.



Pat wrote
the RAPTURE is coming...not the RAPTOR! ;-) great idea!



htown wrote
I love this shirt, but there was only one things wrong with it! I ordered this so that I could wear it to my companies New Years party but after paying $12 shipping and handling, it took 14 days to get to me not the 1-5 UPS Promised! Overall though I love the shirt.



Gwonam wrote
All of you who dislike this shirt can go take an arrow to the knee -.-



anon wrote
youll get sued in alabama or beaten for wearing this shirt lol



Brjrdrs wrote
I doubt this shirt has anything to do with the band The Jesus Lizard, but I love them, and I love blasphemy, and I love this shirt



God wrote
In my own opinion I find this shirt to be fairly humous. I, as God, highly recommend it.



luvibien@hotmail.fr wrote
Je suis preneur, mais moins en un de côté pour le printemps



Christopher Hitchens wrote
Exceptional claims require exceptional evidence. This shirt rules because it is sarcastic! Men and dinosaurs did not coexist haha I mean this is scientific fact. Ignorance as a child is bliss, ignorance as an adult is just fucking EMBARRASSING! lol



John Foss wrote
you cant just go along and say your belief is fact, religion is mind fraud, the idea that fossils are a test of your faith and that the universe is only 6000 years old, is idiotic... you have the right to beleave in anything you want, just don`t discredit science and FACT, due to your insecurity in your own faith. instead of worrying about what other people beleave in maybe you should be more concerned on what your own faith consist`s of, are you trying to convince others or maybe its yourself who needs convincing on whats real



mason mcculler wrote
i think that this is a T-rex and not a raptor and i also think this is one of the gayest shirts that i have ever seen



The 99% wrote
Hey Karma,

Calm yourself.

It's just a shirt.



BustaGlines wrote
At least Dinos are real.



this guy wrote
your taking this way to seriously, its Jesus riding a bad ass dinosaur, its awesome is what it is



Jesus wrote
You will all burn in hell! LOL!



PandaBoo wrote
So if the ink is light blue, should I get black???



Cpt. Obvious wrote
Its philosoraptor, the reason that jesus is riding ontop of him is because most of the time philosoraptor jokes are about how the bible is fake and all that good stuff.



Stfu. wrote
Okay, Jesus is NOT mastering evil (raptors aren't evil, they're just dinosaurs ;) ) , it shows how idiotic this whole Jesus thing is. Why do you Christians get all upity and start over-analyzing everything? Calm down and enjoy the humor, you ass-hat.



jhillintheville wrote
not speaking of the rapture,its the raptor!!!!!



Chimps We All Are (1% difference) wrote
Actually you all are missing the message on this shirt, it is portraying the science FACT! about dinos and evolution and the Bible not mention anything about dinos, meaning: It's a man made book!.



Virginia wrote
I'm a pastor, and love the shirt! Not only does it show evolution and Jesus co-exist, but it shows Jesus masters evil (symbolized by the dino).



J boy wrote
Everyone knows this is the Rap-ture right there!



Brian wrote
So why is this shirt called "Jesus Lizard" and not "Veloci-Rapture?"

Good shirt, but you guys overlooked the best joke here.



Christ follower wrote
wheres my dino to ride?



Chris wrote
I think of it as the two theories of how earth started, combing into one shirt xD I got it, fits perfect.



Addie wrote
Best shirt ever



Robert wrote
People are free to think. People are free to express emotion, free to jest, laugh, play, make fun of. People can believe, in whatever they want, whether it be right or wrong. People are allowed to be right and wrong.

People have different views on everything. No religion is right, no religion is wrong. So don't convince people that they're wrong, and just believe there's a little bit of truth in everything.

Enjoy the shirt or be offended, just don't force your views onto someone else.



Mephisto The Lord Of Hatred wrote
"And the evil who was once vanquished shall rise a new wrapped in the guise of man, shall he walk amongst the innocent, and terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skys shall rain fire and the seas will become as blood, the gracious shall fall before the wicked and all creation shall tremble before the burning standard of hell."



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